1. Mintys, frazės, posakiai
2. Anekdotai

Anekdotai

Tur būt daugeliui kompiuterastų bus įdomu sužinoti, ką reiškia įvairios santrumpos:

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defunct Operating System
QDOS - Quick and Dirty Operating System
BASIC - Bills Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Compaq
CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Orientated Language
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP - Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data on Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code